hottie

Man, it's fucking hot out today. I just watered some of my plants - my oregano, for example, was starting to wilt. I've already been up for almost 2.5 hours - I really can't believe it. I talked on the phone for awhile, chatted on the internet for awhile, took my trash out, watered my plants...and that's about it. I did throw on a little bit of clothes, just to cover myself as I took the trash out. If it was up to me though, I'd just walk around naked, it's fucking hot enough. Plus, that way maybe I'd actually get some sun on my body! It seems like no matter how much I'm out in the sun (which is like, every day), I'm still white, only slightly tanned. I guess that's the Scandinavian and other Northern European in me, ja?

Got in yet another fight with the ex today...that's the reason I got up, actually. He did just call though to find out my address to send flowers. Sigh. I do like flowers though.

Just to reiterate, I've been up almost 2.5 hours...and my pipe is still empty. Wow, that must be some kind of record. I should pack that shit up right now, whaddya think? I would like to take a shower as well, maybe shave everything. It's far more fun when I'm shaving for someone else, though.

A fish died in the aquarium, probably sometime during the night. One of the peacock fishes - looks like the pirrhana tore it to shreds. There are like, huge chunks missing. Oh, you silly little aggressive fish.

Beastie Boys in San Francisco - only 3 weeks away! And the PIXIES in Berkeley - 4 weeks! What a most awesome week that will be. I can't wait to get all fucked up to celebrate.

wow

It sure has been awhile, eh? What have I been doing? Oh, this, that, and the other thing. Trying to be productive, fighting with the ex, and my endless quest of cleaning my room. I have today off, as well as tomorrow (and yesterday too). I am so excited. Too bad I spent all day sleeping and not doing anything yesterday. But now's my chance to step up!

It's like, I always feel like posting...I just don't for whatever reason. Kind of like right now. I actually just woke up like 5 minutes ago, so I kinda want to jump in the shower, but then I want to just post and post and post...

What's up with you guys?

Andy Dick the cokehead

Hahaha, this is great:

Andy Dick Is the New Courtney Love And the New Tara Reid

Article: Cannabis extract shrinks brain tumours

omg, this is awesome. The missing link in the cure for cancer! THC! Note, however, that the author never once says THC - it's only referred to as delta-9-tetrahydrocannabinol, which, of course, is what THC stands for, but how many people would know that off the bat?

Article: Cannabis extract shrinks brain tumours? New Scientist

I slept for 15 hours

Today I woke up at 7:30pm. Not from a nap or anything - that's actually the time I woke up from sleeping through the night. I had gone to bed at 4:30am, thinking I'd get up in the afternoon around 1 or something. Nope. Man, I feel like if I ever told a doctor that I can just sleep for 15 hours straight they would want to run tests on me or something.

When I woke up I took a shower - I felt disgusting and dirty for sleeping for so long. Then I cleaned up slightly and did some dishes. I cooked myself some dinner - sautéed vegetables with rice (so quick and easy, and tasty!) - and now I'm extremely full. Now I think I'll smoke a bowl to lessen the uncomfortable feeling of being stuffed, and possibly clean some more. What I really need to do is hang up some of my clothes that are all over my floor, but I feel like every time I pick something up off the floor a spider crawls out. And I fucking hate spiders. I am so scared of them...but my hatred is stronger than my fear, enabling me to kill them on the spot. Unless, of course, it is an extremely huge spider. Then I cower in fear.

He still hasn't called yet. I hope everything is okay...

dumbass alert

you know you're a crackhead when...

Police say motorist nearly drowns in N. Patchogue pond while smoking crack

He's obviously a terrorist, just look at his name. Those fucking terrorist crackheads. (I'm being sarcastic, for those of you who can't detect that...)

Demi Moore

I bought the new Star today. I haven't really read it much yet, but according to the cover, Demi Moore wants moore (har har) plastic surgery. Apparently this is worthy of a cover story? This had better be juicy.

UPDATE: I just discovered this story about her knees.

1 kilo = 2.2 pounds

cocaine news du jour

*DETROIT — A former evidence room employee for the Detroit Police Department confessed Thursday to stealing 100 kilograms of cocaine, selling it and using the proceeds to buy several properties in Detroit. (more...)

*BOGOTA : Colombian authorities said they had seized more than four tons of cocaine in northern Colombia and arrested four people who they said might be members of a right-wing paramilitary group holding peace talks with the government." More than four tons were found, although we are still verifying the amount," a National Police spokesman said. "We are currently holding four detainees." (more..)

*FRIDAY, Aug. 13 (HealthDayNews) -- Persistent exposure to cocaine in the womb is associated with an increased risk of hyperactivity and other behavioral problems in boys during their early school years, says a study in the Journal of Developmental and Behavioral Pediatrics. (but not girls...)

other cocaine news

I suppose I need to check other sources for cocaine in the news. Oh look, here's a story. Boy, that was hard.

Caffiato Ad Gets Too Close to Cocaine

Star magazine hearts the Olsen twins

Odd, very very odd. So I finished reading this week's issue of Star magazine on the bus home today, only to realize there was not a single mention of Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen. What the fuck? My obsession has come to a shattering halt. No, just kidding, I'm just as obsessed. I bet it was some kind of deal the magazine made with the twins - "hey, let us make you our cover story this week [last week] and then we won't mention you for the next few issues." That sucks, dude.

this is pretty cool

Royal Oak woman fights eviction over dog, and wins

I made a donation today...

I had chicken crunchy tacos from Cactus Taqueria today. Usually I get the grilled vegetable ones, but I was feeling adventurous. On my way back down the street to work from picking up my food, I saw, as usual, numerous volunteers for the DNC asking for donations. I guess I was feeling generous today, so I wrote them a check for the amount they were asking for: $25.00. Not that much, really, and seriously, I hope more than anything that Americans get off their fucking asses this November and vote against Bush. He has ruined our country enough already; do we want to watch him completely run it into the ground? I certainly hope not.

The chicken tacos were good, by the way, but they left me more full than the veggie ones, which I didn't like that much. I don't like eating until I'm full - then I feel fat.

The two new people we hired to replace the two people that left in the past week seem to be working out really well. They're completely different, but I like them both a lot.

I had to take the bus home from work today (and yesterday too), which always sucks. Waiting for the bus outside of the Macarthur BART station, which is always a bit uncomfortable, especially sucked yesterday - for some reason, even more huge black guys hit on little white me than usual, calling me princess and baby and whatnot. Usually I just ignore it, but it's hard when it's coming from three directions at once - where do you look then? I looked at my cell phone, even though I wasn't using it or anything. And then today, there was this nasty old pervert sitting in front of me for like a half hour, and he smelled like shit, literally. He must have been a bum or something. Every minute or so he would turn his head to the side as far as he could, and then move his eyes in my direction for half a second - right at my tits. He'd do it longer if I wasn't watching him the whole time giving him dirty looks. Pervert. I hate the fucking bus.

Well, I'm gonna go for now, but here's something to read for today: Mr. Ding-A-Ling Under Arrest

some people need better things to do for fun

"He was walking around buck naked, masturbating and blowing kisses."

this can't be real...but it is

HoustonChronicle.com - Internet addicts excused from Finnish military
man, the Houston Chronicle has some weird stories, eh?

attack of the mutant sea worms

"They look like the flatworms from the movie 'Evolution,'" said Casey Matsuo, 15. "They mutate into gorillas and took over the world."

eew, gross

Prisoner glues hand to his girlfriend

wait, what??

HoustonChronicle.com - Prisoner glues hand to his girlfriend

Defamer: Ben Affleck Eats Baby For Kerry

"Insecure that his tireless campaigning on behalf of John Kerry isn't properly demonstrating the strength of his loyalty, Ben Affleck resorts to eating a baby as proof of his allegiance to the Democratic candidate for President."

whoa dude. Definitely check out that picture though.

I was wondering where the juicy gossip went...

Cokarexic!

You know I totally have (and have already read) this issue of Star...

Super Freak Rick James Dies at Age 56

"James was convicted in 1993 of assaulting two women. The first case occurred in 1991, when prosecutors said James and his girlfriend tied a woman to a chair, burned her with a hot crack pipe and forced her to perform sex acts during a cocaine binge at his West Hollywood home. He was free on bail when the second assault occurred in 1992 in James' hotel room. "

wow

What a long day. Had to fire someone today - never done that before. It was interesting. All morning while I was getting ready for work I was really nervous about it and I felt really bad; then, as soon as I got there, I remembered how mad and frustrated I was in the first place and felt a lot better about the decision. Blah.

sleeping all day

Somehow I just woke up. It's after 6pm! Man. I had so much to do today too, like clean my room and go get Starbucks. No, actually, I really wanted to be productive...I just worked the last five days in a row, and I have to work the next five days in a row, so I really just wanted some time to clean shit up and put shit away. Blah.

I forgot to buy Beastie Boys tickets yesterday when they went on sale - now people on Craigslist are selling them for like $100/ea, when they originally cost $37.50. Fuck. I'll have to rely on my good luck and try to win them from the radio.

Okay, I'm gonna hop in the shower...