Star magazine hearts the Olsen twins

Odd, very very odd. So I finished reading this week's issue of Star magazine on the bus home today, only to realize there was not a single mention of Mary Kate or Ashley Olsen. What the fuck? My obsession has come to a shattering halt. No, just kidding, I'm just as obsessed. I bet it was some kind of deal the magazine made with the twins - "hey, let us make you our cover story this week [last week] and then we won't mention you for the next few issues." That sucks, dude.