Sadly, I'm no longer drunk...

...but at least I'm going to see the Pixies tonight! I'm super excited.

I'm back from Honduras, and I have so much to write about. I've been so busy all day moving out of my old place, though, that I haven't had time to write anything. I have so much to say, and as soon as I have time, I'm going to write a ton of shit!

Busty Wilde + life + Honduras + Pixies

Still drunk!

And still in Honduras!

Busty Wilde + life + Honduras

I'm drunk

and in Honduras! I just had to let everyone know that, from this computer on the beach. :D

Busty Wilde + life + Honduras

on the plane...

I hope this works! We're in Dallas right now...

Busty Wilde + life + airplane + Dallas

excitement

I leave for Honduras in approximately thirty hours. I'm extremely excited - this will be such a great experience. Apparently there's a hurricane headed there, but it should pass through by the time we get there on Saturday night. (Thanks to gibbysgirl for bringing this to my attention!)

We leave Saturday morning from Oakland, fly to Miami, then fly into San Pedro Sula, Honduras. From there we'll take a small plain to La Ceiba, located on the Northern coast, and stay the night at this awesome resort. We didn't know this at the time, but that Saturday night we're in La Ceiba is I guess one of the biggest party nights of the year - all the descriptions I've read remind me of Mardi Gras. There's this huge celebration, La Fiesta de San Isidro, that takes place every year, culminating in a huge carnival on the third Saturday in May. It should be pretty fun, partying all night in a foreign country. Hopefully the weather won't be too shitty.

Sunday morning, we'll fly from La Ceiba to Roatán, the island where we'll be spending the majority of our time. It is here that we'll be volunteering. When we're not volunteering, we'll be spending our time on nature reserves, at the beach, and scuba diving. I plan to get certified while I'm down there - it's supposedly the cheapest place in the world to get certified, with some of the best diving conditions. Of course, I already have my underwater cameras, so I'm definitely going to post some of those fishy pics.

We're leaving Roatán on Saturday the 28th. We'll fly back to San Pedro Sula early in the morning so we have until the afternoon to explore the city. Then we'll fly back to Miami and stay there for a night and probably party some more...then it's off to Oakland on Sunday!

As if that's not cool enough already, I don't have to work that following Monday or Tuesday - and both nights, I'm going to see the Pixies, my favorite band of all time. I've seen them twice already (and the Breeders once), but as far as I'm concerned, you can never see the Pixies too many times. I guess I'm a Pixiehead. I have some very awesome Pixies concert pictures; if anyone ever wants to see them, email me!

I'm not sure if I'll be able to make a complete post before I leave, so if not, have a great week! Hopefully I'll be able to find someplace with an internet connection; if not, it's probably all the better, since I'll be in tropical island paradise.

Busty Wilde + life + Honduras + Pixies

American Idol is on...

I'm going to watch, you can talk amongst yourselves...I'll give you a topic - I hope Vonzell gets kicked off. I'll be back shortly, I have shit to talk about and get off my chest!

Busty Wilde + American Idol

I'm it!

So, apparently I've been tagged by quki. I've known this, I've just been so busy packing and whatnot. Here we go...

What follows is a list of different occupations. You must select at least five of them. You may add more if you like to your list before you pass it on (after you select five of the items as it was passed to you).

Of the five you selected, you are to finish each phrase with what you would do as a member of that profession. Then pass it on to three other bloggers.

Here's that list:
If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer...If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef...If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer...If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate...If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge... If I could be a Jedi...If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a backup singer .....If I could be a CEO... If I could be a movie reviewer ....
If I could be a candy striper... If I could taste test chocolate...
If I could be a rich house wife… if I could be a truck driver… if I could be a madam/pimp...


Here are my choices:
*If I could be a proctologist, I could finally stick things up people's asses myself instead of telling them to do it all the time. I could also pull things out of people's asses, much like I like to pull words out of my own.

*If I could be a scientist, I would be some kind of psycho-geneticist, which is what I originally came to college to be. I would want to analyze serial killers not only from a psychological perspective, but also from a genetic standpoint - is there some kind of gene or genes that contribute to one becoming a serial killer at some point in his life? Does this outcome occur when one possesses this particular genetic makeup with a certain type of psychological conditioning? I've always been interested in the brains of serial killers. Now I'm a linguist.

*If I could be a linguist...hey, wait a sec. Okay, I'm not really a linguist yet, not including that linguistics degree...but after I go into speech pathology, I would definitely love to research the effects psychological and/or emotional trauma has on children that later develop speech disorders due to these traumas. And then I'll wonder why they killed so many people. (Just kidding about that last part.)

*If I could be a chef, I'd be a vegan (or at least a strict vegetarian) chef. I'd make dishes that are not only healthy, but also colorful and cool to look at. I'd use random ingredients together that would wind up complimenting each other. Then I'd have my own reality show about what a bitchy chef I am and how people want to work with me, but I would just throw their shit all over the place declaring it wasn't good enough to serve in my restaurant, which would probably be in San Francisco or Los Angeles.

*If I could be a musician, I would be just like Kim Deal. She's my idol. I'd play the bass, smoke and drink a lot while I'm playing on stage, and be totally awesome. I'd also have a lot of sex and do a lot of drugs with quki (the drugs, not the sex).

Okay, so now I get to tag three people - I tag FistingChamp, Kayaboy, and Lex.

I'm too unmotivated to add my own professions, so use those already provided.

Busty Wilde + life

I hate working

My head hurts, I'm tired, and I want to go back to sleep. I do not want to go to work right now! I have so much packing to do...for moving, for Honduras, for your mom...fuck work.

Busty Wilde + life + work

At the flower shop!

I love fresh flowers!

Busty Wilde + mobile post + photos + flowers

This is when you know having a tiny dog has become a little too trendy

I'm at Target...this is an entire aisle devoted to miniature dog clothing. Hmmm.

Busty Wilde + mobile post + photos + Target

i want to be a part of generation rx!

this is pretty interesting...

ABC News: 'Generation Rx' Abusing Painkillers

Busty Wilde + prescription drugs + painkillers

I'm a Pepper!

I want someone to buy this for me. If you want to, I'll tell you how to get it to me.

Busty Wilde + life + Dr Pepper

sheee-it

Damn, it's been awhile. I'm kind of excited about this new mobile posting shit - now I can post terrible things about my work as they happen. Or, I can take awesome pictures (of cool shit, of course) and share them. Whenever I see a funny-looking person from now on, BAM! Your funny-lookingness is now my funny picture. Of course, I try to do that sometimes now already, but the pictures never come out. Fucking cell phone cameras, my real cameras are so much better.

So part of the reason I haven't been posting lately is I've been so lazy...err, busy. First off, I'm in the middle of moving, if "in the middle" means I've barely moved a few boxes over to the new apartment from the old place. I'd probably say I'm closer to the "beginning" of moving than "in the middle" really, but, you know, "in the middle" sounds so much better. Quick tangent: yesterday I went to Subway to buy some ice cream for lunch (I feel like there are so many things wrong with that sentence, but just stick with me), and there was a sign in the window that said something like "FREE DRINK" BEFORE 11AM. I love when people use quotation marks incorrectly - it's like, are you really getting a free drink, or are you getting a freshly smuggled illegal alien named "free drink"? You never know, do you. So anyways, yeah, I'm moving. More space + less rent = happy Busty.

I've also been preparing for the trip to Honduras. We went and got our passports last week; we should get them next week, right before we're supposed to leave. I still need to buy a bathing suit, which I'm kind of nervous about. I'm sure I won't be the worst looking one around, but I worry about things like being seen in a bathing suit for the first time in awhile. I'd like to get a little color on my Scandinavian white flesh too, so after I burn for the first few days, hopefully my skin will be crispy enough to start turning brownish. Yes! I'll definitely apply some fake tanner before we go, though. Definitely.

Well, I have more to say, but I'm getting tired and it's getting late, and if I save some stuff to say, I'm more likely to post again tomorrow. That would be pretty cool. 'Til then, my faithful followers...



Damn, I'm high.

Busty Wilde + life

this is my new addiction

no, it's not a drug, it's a game!

traffic control

Busty Wilde + games