is this for real?

At first, I couldn't tell. But, as I laughed my way down the list, I said to myself, "Okay Busty, if you can't figure out whether or not this is fake, maybe you should lay off the ganja a bit." Somehow it was then that much easier to figure out. No, I'm not really serious, but here is a fucking hilarious list, for your amusement.*

Least Popular Baby Names for 2004 Revealed
Boys

• Beelzebub
• Agamemnon
• Horatio
• Humperdinck
• Hawkweed
• Milkman
• Donald Duck
• Purple
• Armageddon
• Humpty
• Dumpty
• Pork
• Scratch
• Groin
• Scrooge
• Acne
• Scrote

Girls

• Crumpet
• Rumpepumpee
• Rotten-Tomato
• Cabbage
• Plug
• Parsnip Chops
• Potato
• Pillage
• Crotch
• Willy
• Cannelloni
• Lasagne
• Condescensia
• Bucket
• Spot
• Biff

What's your favorite name from this list? I particularly like "Groin" from the boys list, and "Rotten-Tomato" from the girls list.

*Hilarious-ness applies only to those readers who are stoned. Otherwise, list will only be mildly funny. No refunds or exchanges.

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Here's another list, but this one is real. Parents sure are weird sometimes.

"Eunike" baby names of 2004:

• Herbs and spices: Curry, Nutmeg, Sorel
• Ethnic food: Tahini, Farfalla, Sushi
• Drinks: Chianti, Chardonnay, Hennessey
• Military: Commander, Jeneral, Appomattox
• Repeat after me: YouYou, LooLoo, ChiChi
• Brands: Ikea, Disney, Infiniti
• Kreativ classics: Kathwren, Aeryk, Maksymilian
• Long: Breighanna, Kwynncey, Ayreeanna
• Star power: Charysma, Mysteek, Zenith
• Peaceful: Zurrenity, Phaith, Ohm
• Rambunctious: Reynger, Wrangler, Blazer
• Celebrities: Brandeau, Madawna, Bryttanni
• Royalty: Umajesty, Quena, Royale
• Musical: Tymphani, Symphaney, Lyrick

What's your favorite from this list? While YouYou and LooLoo are just so darn cute, who could deny the appeal of a child named Disney or Halliburton?

freaky-deaky

Dude, I have a fucking weirdo magnet. It gives me this uncanny ability to attract creepy weirdos wherever I go, whatever I'm doing. No, nothing in particular happened today, I'm just talking about in general. Maybe I will start writing more often about that kind of shit.

I must have inherited it from my mother.

In other news, I really need to buy some new weed.

I'm in LA

At my family's house. In my brother's room. Don't have much time...just wanted to say a quick "I'm alive!" and "Merry Xmas!" I got a pink ipod. Yay! I'm probably driving back up to Oakland tomorrow night. Sigh. I'll write more later if I can.

it's been another while

So much work to do.
What will I do with my life?
Only time will tell.

I want to fuck with the colors on my blog, changing how it looks. Just a little bit, nothing too outrageous. It's just so bland how it is now, which really doesn't represent me very well. I'm a very colorful person, and I love all kinds of bright colors. Bright and interesting.

Hey, I had an awesome dream about Kim Deal last night. The Pixies were playing a show around here, somewhere in the Bay Area (either Berkeley or SF...I think it was Berkeley), and she recognized me from various other shows I've been to where she played throughout the last year...and she invited me to go back stage and chill. I don't really remember much else, unfortunately, but she was super nice and super cool. The other Pixies were nice too, but she was really nice to me, and she thought it was cool how much I love her. The occurrence of the dream itself probably had something to do with me falling asleep next to my computer, which happened to be playing Pixies songs until I woke up and shut it off at 4am, but, well, you know. It was still awesome nonetheless.

Can I just say that I hate making decisions that could potentially change the rest of my life? I should get excited about them (maybe?) , but I worry to the point of inaction. That's no good.