is this for real?

At first, I couldn't tell. But, as I laughed my way down the list, I said to myself, "Okay Busty, if you can't figure out whether or not this is fake, maybe you should lay off the ganja a bit." Somehow it was then that much easier to figure out. No, I'm not really serious, but here is a fucking hilarious list, for your amusement.*

Least Popular Baby Names for 2004 Revealed
Boys

• Beelzebub
• Agamemnon
• Horatio
• Humperdinck
• Hawkweed
• Milkman
• Donald Duck
• Purple
• Armageddon
• Humpty
• Dumpty
• Pork
• Scratch
• Groin
• Scrooge
• Acne
• Scrote

Girls

• Crumpet
• Rumpepumpee
• Rotten-Tomato
• Cabbage
• Plug
• Parsnip Chops
• Potato
• Pillage
• Crotch
• Willy
• Cannelloni
• Lasagne
• Condescensia
• Bucket
• Spot
• Biff

What's your favorite name from this list? I particularly like "Groin" from the boys list, and "Rotten-Tomato" from the girls list.

*Hilarious-ness applies only to those readers who are stoned. Otherwise, list will only be mildly funny. No refunds or exchanges.

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Here's another list, but this one is real. Parents sure are weird sometimes.

"Eunike" baby names of 2004:

• Herbs and spices: Curry, Nutmeg, Sorel
• Ethnic food: Tahini, Farfalla, Sushi
• Drinks: Chianti, Chardonnay, Hennessey
• Military: Commander, Jeneral, Appomattox
• Repeat after me: YouYou, LooLoo, ChiChi
• Brands: Ikea, Disney, Infiniti
• Kreativ classics: Kathwren, Aeryk, Maksymilian
• Long: Breighanna, Kwynncey, Ayreeanna
• Star power: Charysma, Mysteek, Zenith
• Peaceful: Zurrenity, Phaith, Ohm
• Rambunctious: Reynger, Wrangler, Blazer
• Celebrities: Brandeau, Madawna, Bryttanni
• Royalty: Umajesty, Quena, Royale
• Musical: Tymphani, Symphaney, Lyrick

What's your favorite from this list? While YouYou and LooLoo are just so darn cute, who could deny the appeal of a child named Disney or Halliburton?