Man. I totally just woke up, at like, 5:30. Yes, pm. And my alarm was set for 11:30am. And yes, I was indeed hitting snooze every nine minutes between 11:30am and 5:30pm. Can you believe that? I can, it's not really all that out of the ordinary. But I really didn't want to wake up so late, I kind of wanted to get up at a reasonable hour and be productive. You know, clean my room, run some errands, shit like that.

I really want to see Kill Bill Vol. 2. I was supposed to go yesterday with some friends, but it was sold out everywhere by the time we tried to buy tickets at like, noon. That sucked. So I'm thinking maybe tonight I'll go to Tim and Patrick's and watch Volume 1. I'd still rather go see Vol. 2, but it will be good to refresh my memory I guess, right?

Okay, shower time. I wish I had a lot of drugs.

Guess what! Tim came over tonight to chill with me for a bit and smoke some bowls and he brought me a homie, which was really nice of him since he's collecting them too. Usually we go and get them together, but I guess today he got a bunch from the machine on Shattuck by the In&Out Deli. He let me pick one, which was awesome. I chose the Eminem homie, aka Angry White Boy. He's so cute, he looks just like Eminem.

It tastes like burning!

Weed is my antidrug.

I'm eating lasagna with a spoon. I'm not quite sure I've actually done this before, but I don't have any more clean forks and I'm definitely not about to wash one. No way dawg. I'm listening to the streaming video from msnbc.com - all the shit going on with 9/11 and Ashcroft and the FBI and Iraq and hostages and oh who else can we blame and drag into this and it will never end, never ever. Congratulations, you're watching the beginning of WWIII. I just finished my lasagna.

I'm pretty high. I've been smoking pretty steadily for the past few hours. I've been cleaning, but when I clean it always looks like nothing really happened. I concentrate too much on detail, not the big picture. I get lost in the small things. Even from way up here.

Now I'm craving a can of Dr. Pepper, which I happen to have in my fridge. Rock on!

Once again, I'm going to say I intend to update multiple times daily, whenever I feel like expressing my random thoughts.

Hey, I'm going to link to Kim's blog in hopes that it will encourage her to update it.

Sup. I totally got some new homies today, and last night, and like last week sometime. I'm excited. Here are my newest ones:
Devil Dog
Diablo
Dreamer
El Paletero
Home Lee
Ice Cream
Lizard
Mr. Clean
Pinoy
Tennishoe Pimp

Just for reference, these are the ones I already had:
Babylocs
Big Dopey
Brandy
Bruja
Chepe
Freckles
Mad Bomber
Papi Chulo
Puppet
Shaneequa
Spider
Syco

and then I also have the Homie Clown 2Face.

Obsess much? Not I.

Hmm...what are my plans for the evening? I really, really should clean my room. Right now I'm drinking my usual of the moment - an iced venti hazelnut lowfat latte. Mmmm. I'm also smoking my usual - a bowl of weed! Imagine that.