Happy VD!
First of all, I'd like to wish everyone a happy Valentine's Day. Go out and have lots of sex!
I just did something pretty stupid though...I had this little container of really tiny shiny heart confetti that I was sprinkling into some Valentine's cards...so what did I just do? I just dropped it all over. Now there are little tiny hearts everywhere. Fucking shitass. There's no way I'll be able to pick them all up, it's in such an inconvenient spot. And I need those fucking little things. Goddammit.
posted by Busty Wilde at 12:12:00 PM
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So, I heeded your instructions and had lots of sex yesterday (Valentine's). Boy it was nice!! Any more good ideas?
Nice! Now, go out and protest the government and smoke some weeeeed!
Done.
Damn, you're good at this!
If only everyone listened to me so well.
Then you could rule the world. I wish.
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