Sunday, February 13, 2005

Gotta love those Swedes

Want a little ketchup on your penis?

Stockholm - A Swedish woman said on Sunday that she had found a penis in a bottle of ketchup.

Viktoria Ed said she was lucky enough to discover the organ before putting the sauce on her bread rolls, unlike her husband Stefan and their children, Madeleine and Simon.

"It looked like a penis, of an adult if it's human, and medium sized," she said.

"It's disgusting. The top of the bottle was intact, as if it had just left the factory. We would like to know how this thing ended up in a ketchup bottle."

The Godegaarden brand ketchup was made in Turkey and distributed in Sweden by the company Axfood. The shop where the ketchup was bought on Friday has thrown out the rest of its stock.

"I will never buy this brand again, it's finished," vowed Ed.

Police have taken the object for analysis. - Sapa-AFP

(original article here)

5 Comments:

Blogger Busty Wilde said...

Yeah...wouldn't someone report that their penis fell off into the big vat of ketchup? If it was my penis, I'd report it lost. I'd want that shit back!

2/14/2005 01:00:00 AM  
Blogger Busty Wilde said...

Haha, yeah, huh. I didn't even think of that...

2/15/2005 12:57:00 AM  
Blogger kris said...

maybe he didn't report it because he didn't want to be forever known as the-guy-who-lost-his-dick-in-the-heinz-factory.
:P

2/16/2005 01:50:00 AM  
Blogger Busty Wilde said...

Maybe it would have brought him some fame and a tv movie. Or at least some medical care...

2/16/2005 02:34:00 AM  
Blogger WhiskyTangoFoxtrot said...

Fuck! I told the bitch to throw it in the goddamn MUSTARD!! Friggen' woman can never get anything right!

3/01/2005 02:09:00 AM  

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