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Hee hee!

mmmm, beer

So, I did laundry tonight. Finally. I love having clean clothes! I spent like, $16 getting most of my stuff done. Not even all of it. Sigh. Some day it will all be clean! I'm putting my shit away right now, so I'll come back and make random statements every once in awhile. :)

Until then, play this game! I think it's in Dutch...just click on 'ja' and then 'start.' Then try to pour a perfect glass of beer! How entertaining. I'm surprisingly good at it. When you fuck up and want to try again just press 'nog een keer.'

today will be awesome

Wow, it's been awhile again, huh. I just woke up a little bit ago, and I'm already pretty stoned. It's going to be a GREAT FUCKING DAY. I'm going to see the Breeders tonight, at Slim's. How fucking awesome is that shit?? I'm almost shitting on myself!

hey homie

Wow dude. It's been awhile, huh. As usual.

I'm incredibly tired for some reason. Or maybe I'm mistaken, and it's just me being high from the trainwreck I just smoked.

So I've started collecting homies lately. Check it out.

These are the ones I have so far:
Babylocs
Big Dopey
Brandy
Bruja
Chepe
Freckles
Mad Bomber
Papi Chulo
Puppet
Shaneequa
Spider
Syco

A few I duplicates of. And obviously I like Brandy the best. :)

I can't wait to get more!

sweet

I'm no longer unstoned! Yay!

wtf?

It's early and I'm unstoned! I actually woke up at 6:45 this morning...for what? Oh, nothing. I guess I just got the right amount of sleep or something. But it's oh so hard to wake up when I actually need to, like, for work or something. What's up with that yo.

i don't ask for much...

please buy me things. I will love you forever and ever!

spurt spurt

Isn't it weird how I don't post every day, but when I do it's in spurts as my thoughts come to me?

Whoa there, noisy kids upstairs. Don't be jumping through the ceiling now.

And I am so sick and tired of my left shift key sticking. Don't get me wrong, it's not sticky, but when I press it from a certain angle there seems to be too much friction.

Whoa! I said friction.

dang!

some people are really creepy and just don't get it

what?

Have you heard that song by Peaches? Eat a cookie and a big dick every day! What? What? What?

you may be a terrorist if...

My fucking feet hurt like a motherfucker. And I have little itchy bug bites. Like spider bites or some shit like that. What the fuck dude.

Hehe, enough complaining. Well, maybe. But I'm done for the moment.

Is it unpatriotic for one to say she may wish the worst for "the ailing attorney general"? No, I guess not...but don't fucking expect me to pray for him. I bet Bush is already coming after me just for those two sentences right there - I'm obviously a terrorist. It would appear I'm anti-American and *gasp* anti-Christian too! Oh dear.