Tuesday, April 12, 2005

c is for cabbage

Check it out - Cookie Monster has gone healthy! What is this country coming to?

Has Cookie Monster given up sweets?

NEW YORK (AP) -- Something must be wrong in the land of Muppets.

First PBS announced that "Sesame Street" would kick off its 35th season this week with a multiyear story arc about healthy habits. No problem there; childhood obesity rates are soaring. Then I learned of changes that turned my "Sesame Street" world upside-down.

My beloved blue, furry monster -- who sang "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me" -- is now advocating eating healthy. There's even a new song -- "A Cookie Is a Sometimes Food," where Cookie Monster learns there are "anytime" foods and "sometimes" foods.

"Sacrilege!" I cried. "That's akin to Oscar the Grouch being nice and clean." (Co-workers gave me strange looks. But I didn't care.)

Being a journalist, I did the only thing I knew how to do. I investigated why "Sesame Street" gave Cookie Monster a health makeover.

The answer would lead me into a world where television producers worked with health experts and politicians, a place where Cookie Monster does care about his health, and by association, the health of children.

The first place I headed was the Internet. On the Sesame Street Web site, little had changed. There was Cookie Monster, in all his blue furriness. He was holding a plate of cookies. He was chomping on a cookie. He still looked the same. But as we all know, looks can be deceiving.

So I searched the site for news on Cookie Monster and up popped a press release about the show's "Healthy Habits for Life" emphasis. Buried near the bottom was a one-sentence mention about Cookie Monster eating fewer cookies.

But what did that mean? Scarfing one plateful instead of two?
Talking vegetables

I picked up the telephone. "What's going on with Cookie Monster?" I asked the "Sesame Street" press office. "Why are you doing this?"

They sent me to Dr. Rosemarie T. Truglio, the show's vice president of research and education.

She said the show changes every year, focusing not just on teaching numbers and letters but also emotional and physical health. With the rise in childhood obesity, Truglio said "Sesame Street" is concentrating on the need to teach children about healthy foods and physical activity.

This season, each episode opens with a "health tip" about nutrition, exercise, hygiene and rest.

Truglio said "Sesame Street" also will introduce new characters, such as talking eggplants and carrots, and offer parodies, such as "American Fruit Stand." Even guest stars will address healthy activities, such as Alicia Keys talking and singing about the importance of physical activity.

Even politicians have gotten into the act, filming public service announcements with "Sesame Street" residents. In one taping, Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist taught Elmo to exercise -- jumping up and down. In another, Sen. Hillary Clinton and the small red monster discuss the various textures and tastes of foods.

But what about their position on Cookiegate?

"Even Cookie Monster is learning to control his cookie cravings," Frist told me by e-mail. "His sage advice opened our eyes to the simple joys of a tasty cookie and now reminds us that moderation is the key to healthy living."

Cookie Monster was not available for comment. (I'm hoping he hasn't gone too Hollywood.)

"We are not putting him on a diet," said his spokesman, Truglio. "And we would never take the position of no sugar. We're teaching him moderation."
'Sometimes food'

The furry one also plans to try different kinds of cookies (read: healthier cookies) rather than his just staple, chocolate chip.

But will he still scarf his food? Yes, plus the occasional object, Truglio said.

But isn't that unhealthy? Her reply: He's still Cookie Monster.

Cookie Monster appears to be happy with the new "sometimes food" song, because at the end he warbles: "Is sometimes now?"

"Yes," he's told.

So there it is. Cookie Monster still gobbles cookies, he's just a healthier version of his old self. His eyes are still googly, his fur is still scruffy and he's still messy.

Even "Sesame Street" recognizes that we all need guilty pleasures.

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6 Comments:

Blogger Pannyxeos said...

Cookie Monster must be stopped!

4/12/2005 01:16:00 PM  
Blogger Robin Alexa said...

You know what I think??? No?? Well I will tell you then!

None(or very few)of the kids I grew up with(in the early to late 70's)were overweight, let alone FAT. And we ALL grew up with the Cookie Monster.

Kids in my humble, but experienced opinion are fatter today because of video games and processed food.

Let the Cookie Monster eat cookies for GOD's sake! :)

4/12/2005 04:59:00 PM  
Blogger Madame D said...

His name is COOKIE MONSTER!

I don't think that watching a puppet for a combined total of what, maybe 5 minutes a day, is really what is making children fat.

I'd guess it's all that fucking sugared up cereal, and possibly all that candy disguised as snacks that are making children fat.
"Juice", which is only 10% juice.

4/12/2005 10:11:00 PM  
Blogger Robin Alexa said...

Word Madame D.

4/13/2005 07:07:00 PM  
Blogger Busty Wilde said...

Mister Underhill, I think you were watching the adult version of Sesame Street...can I borrow it? ;)

4/16/2005 09:22:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think you guys are getting a little off topic lets not turn this into a fricken porn sight. For God sake were talking about cookie monster. And as for my opinion, i think changing Cookie Monster is a rediculous idea! Blame the parents if the kids a FAT ASS, not Sesame Street.

4/19/2005 09:10:00 PM  

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