Johnny Cochran is dead?
How come the only place I've read about the death of Johnny Cochran is on an Australian news site?
Famed OJ Simpson lawyer dies
Johnnie L Cochran Jr, the charismatic attorney who became famous in the successful defence of football star OJ Simpson on murder charges, has died in Los Angeles of a brain tumour.
Cochran began his career as a crusader against police abuses, often in cases involving black clients.
But Cochran is best known for the trial that won a controversial acquittal for Simpson in 1995.
Simpson was accused of murder in the June 12, 1994 stabbing deaths of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman.
He was acquitted despite what prosecutors described as a "mountain of evidence" against him.
In one of the defining moments of the trial, Simpson appeared unable to put on a pair of gloves connected to the double murder.
Cochran famously admonished the jury: "If it doesn't fit, you must acquit."
Cochran became so well known during the trial that he subsequently played himself in a series of films and television series.
A statement from Cochran's family and law firm confirmed he had died.
It said funeral arrangements would be announced at a later date.
(story here)
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8 Comments:
time to retry OJ?
in other news, I hear they're debating inserting a feeding tube in the pope. contrast that to what's going on down in florida.
Heh. The lawyer joke...as if only one joke can be made!
A feeding tube in the pope...god, don't get even get me started...
can you imagine his own defense while standing at the pearly gates??? "st peter, if the angel wings fit, you must admit!"
such a sad little rich man.
Getting caught in the gears of a combine, having your nuts bit off by a laplander, or shot by a jealous husband. yeah, that's the way I wanna go.
Hey, hey my partner is a lawyer,
The odds are against lawyers, i must admit... Or cab drivers...Or people. Quoting someone, i love mankind but i hate people...
And we will never forget the JC parody on Seinfeld. Brilliant.
Supposedly Cochrans last words were "I hope there's an appeals court". He's gonna need all the eternal help he can get after the O.J. case.
Now, a tasteless lawyer joke or two.
Two lawyers walking down the street when gorgeous blonde passes between them. "My God! I'd love to fuck her!" one lawyer exclaims, his friend turns to him quizzically and says "Outta what?"
Q) Why do lawyers have to wear neckties in court?
A) To keep the foreskin from creeping up and covering their faces.
Q)What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A)One's a scum-sucking bottom-dweller and the other's a fish.
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