curb your ass

Okay, so I just got done watching a couple of episodes of CYE, and I was getting restless in front of the tv. What did I decide to do? Sit in front of the computer, of course. I went to Larry David's section on the HBO website, and there's this message board where people can talk about the episodes, you know, in case they don't have anyone else to talk about them with.

I thought this particular post was pretty funny, but maybe that's because I'm high. I'll have to come back and reread it later, see if I change my mind or something:

Re: Season 1, Episode 1:
Posted: 18 Jul 2003 08:53 AM (75 of 76)
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I am English. We used to have two BBC channels. Every programme the BBC made was shown on these two channels. Sometimes the BBC would even show Seinfeld, without warning, like a deer breaking cover. There would be time enough to take a shot at the buck in question, before it vanished, panting, into the televisual night.
There are now five BBC channels, three of which are digital. some of us don't have a digital box. To encourage us to buy one, the BBC recently showed two episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm from season one (yes, this is the point, I'm getting there) The Pants Tent and Porno Gil. They were hilarious! No wonder the BBC buried them on a digital channel no-one watches at a time no-one is awake. Let's not forget here that everyone in the UK has to pay a BBC TV licence of £112 a year or we get fined £1000. So why aren't we getting Curb Your enthusiasm for free? Because these people are HITLERS. They'd be the first with the rolls of BARBED WIRE when the CAMPS get built. We PAY and PAY for increasingly INFERIOR service but they SUCK US DRY. The Simpsons isn't even on at the moment because of the FUCKING GOLF. If this language isn't appropriate for a discussion on Curb Your Enthusiasm, then SIEG HEIL you pointy eared FUCKERS. KISS MY ASS! You want a PIECE OF THIS?? Seriously, though it's a great show, very funny. In four or five years I may even get to see another episode. (it's not even the good simpsons episodes, but the ones they made while doing Futurama)

I hope HBO doesn't come and sue me or something for pasting that...

Busty Wilde + Curb Your Enthusiasm + HBO